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<div class="guyLifeImageDiv" style="text-align:center;"><img align="middle" alt="undefined" border="0" src="http://idiva.com/media/content/2011/Jul/inlinedoctorjokes.jpg" style="width: 455px; height: 341px;" title="undefined" /></div> A Second Opinion A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. "You aren't so good in bed either!" he shouted and stormed off to work. By midmorning, he decided he'd better make amends and phoned home. After many rings, his wife finally picked up. "What took you so long to answer?" asked the concerned doctor. "I was in bed," answered his wife. "What were you doing in bed this late?" inquired the doctor. To which his wife responded, "Getting a second opinion from Jimmy next door!" Tricky Diagnosis A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain. "Where are you hurting?" asked the doctor. "You have to help me, I hurt all over", said the woman. "What do you mean, all over?" asked the doctor. "Be a little more specific." The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, "Ow, that hurts." Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, "Ouch! That hurts, too." Then she touched her right earlobe, "Ow, even THAT hurts", she cried. The doctor checked her thoughtfully for a moment and told her his diagnosis: "Young lady, you have a broken finger." The Incurable Disease A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable cold. His doctor prescribed some pills, but they didn't help. On his next visit the doctor gave him a shot, but that didn't do any good. On his third visit the doctor told the man, "Go home and take a hot bath. As soon as you finish bathing throw open all the windows and stand in the draft. Then turn on the air conditioner and stand naked in front of it until you start shivering. And repeat this cycle three times." "But doc," protested the patient, "if I do that, I'll get pneumonia." "I know," said the doctor, "I can cure pneumonia." Surgical Precision Three doctors are in the duck hunting and a bird flies overhead. The general practitioner looks at it and says, "Looks like a duck, flies like a duck... it's probably a duck," shoots at it but his delay makes him miss and the bird flies away. The next bird flies overhead, and the pathologist looks at it, then looks through the pages of a bird manual, and says, "Hmmmm...green wings, yellow bill, quacking sound...might be a duck." He raises his gun to shoot it, but the bird is long gone. A third bird flies over. The surgeon raises his gun and shoots almost without looking, brings the bird down, and turns to the pathologist and says, "Go see if that was a duck." Doctor's Code Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn’t. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he’d hear an internal, reassuring voice that said, "Dave, don’t worry about it. You aren’t the first doctor to sleep with one of their patients and you won’t be the last. And you’re single. Just let it go…" But invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality, whispering, "Dave you sick man... you are a vet!" <a href="http://guylife.com/news-lifemore/humour-doctor-jokes/6684"> http://guylife.com/</a>

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Humour: Doctor Jokes

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A Second OpinionA doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast."You aren't so good in bed either!" he shouted and stormed off to work.By midmorning, he decided he'd better make amends and phoned home. After many rings, his wife finall… Read more »