Humour: Viagra Jokes

<div class="guyLifeImageDiv" style="text-align: left;"><img align="middle" alt="undefined" border="0" src="http://idiva.com/media/content/2011/Jul/viagrajokesinline.jpg" style="width: 418px; height: 334px;" title="undefined" /></div> <p>It may be one of the most successful pharmaceutical drugs of all time, but there sure are a lot of jokes out there about the little blue pill. Here are five of the best.</p> <p class="p2"> </p> <p class="p1"><strong><br />Supremely Stiff</strong></p> <p class="p2"> </p> <p class="p1"><strong>Q: </strong>Did you hear about the side-effect Viagra has? </p> <p class="p1"><strong>A: </strong>If you swallow it really slowly you might get a stiff neck.</p> <p class="p2"> </p> <p class="p1"><strong><br />Mixing it Up</strong></p> <p class="p2"> </p> <p class="p1"><strong>Q: </strong>What do you get when you mix Viagra with antidepressants?</p> <p class="p1"><strong>A: </strong>A guy who’s ready to go but doesn’t really care where.</p> <p class="p2"> </p> <p class="p1"><strong><br />Disney World</strong></p> <p class="p2"> </p> <p class="p1"><strong>Q: </strong>Why is Viagra like a crowded amusement park?</p> <p class="p1"><strong>A:</strong> You have to wait an hour for a 3 minute ride.</p> <p class="p2"> </p> <p class="p1"><strong><br />Wife vs Maid</strong></p> <p class="p2"> </p> <p class="p1">A man was prescribed Viagra by his doctor who told him to take it one hour before sex. The man collected his prescription and went home to wait for his wife to get back from work.</p> <p class="p3"> </p> <p class="p1">An hour before she was due home, he took the Viagra pill. But just as he was expecting her, she phoned to say that she wouldn't be in for another two and a half hours.</p> <p class="p3"> </p> <p class="p1">In a panic, he phoned the doctor. "What should I do?" he asked. "I've taken the pill but the effects will have worn off by the time my wife gets home." </p> <p class="p2"> </p> <p class="p1">"I see," said the doctor. "It is a pity to waste it. Do you have a maid?" "Yes." "Well, could you not occupy yourself with her instead?" </p> <p class="p2"> </p> <p class="p1">The man was silent for a few seconds, then said "But I never need Viagra with the maid!"</p> <p class="p2"> </p> <p class="p1"><strong><br />The Old Men and the Viagra</strong></p> <p class="p2"> </p> <p class="p1">Two elderly men were talking about Viagra. One had never heard of it and asked the other what it was for.</p> <p class="p2"> </p> <p class="p1">"It's the greatest invention ever," he said. "It makes you feel like you're young again and puts lead in your pencil like you wouldn't believe" </p> <p class="p1"><br />"Can you get it over the counter?" the Viagra newbie asked.</p> <p class="p2"> </p> <p class="p1">Pat came the reply, "probably--if you took two.”</p><p class="p1"><a href="http://guylife.com/news-lifemore/humour-viagra-jokes/6614">http://guylife.com/</a><br /></p> <!-- Below is the AtContent repost button code. Please don't delete or change it in any way. --> <script async="true" src="https://w.atcontent.com/-/2RKD_3JPfxQ/tech09/5EDg6GPg2wc.text/Panel/Autocheck"></script>

Humour: Viagra Jokes

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