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Allowed to masturbate at work

A Brazilian woman has won the legal right to masturbate at office to relieve her from the pressure. 36-year-old Ana Catarian Bezerra, began to have problems at work because she believed that the only way to escape the anxious moments was to masturbate. But now, after winning a court battle and seeking professional medical help, she is allowed to masturbate and watch porn. "It got so bad I would masturbate up to 47 times a day. That's when I asked for help,"she said. She is prescribed a ‘cocktail’ of tranquillizers due to which now she has to masturbate only 18 times a day.

Porn-parody film on Osama

Slain terrorist Osama Bin Laden will be parodied in a porn film, which will hit the market in the summer. Laden was shot dead by CIA marksmen during a raid on his compound in Pakistan earlier this month and now filmmakers at Hustler Video are set to lampoon bin Laden's life in ‘This Ain’t Bin Laden Xxx’. Operatives found a collection of porn magazines at his home after the assassination. "We’re pretty sure from what we’ve heard that bin Laden was a big fan of Hustler. He was looking at porn, now porn is looking at him. See, it all comes full circle," a spokesman for Hustler Video joked.

Ronald Reagan’s daughter poses naked at 58

In this month’s issue of More magazine, Ronald Reagan’s daughter strips down for the camera. She is 58. This isn’t the first time Patti Davis has been photographed naked. At 42, she posed for Playboy. And while posing nude isn’t exactly a novel idea, her thoughts on body image — particularly as a recovering addict — are. She says, "I’ve now learned to respect time as the precious commodity that it is, and I’ve learned to respect my body. I’ve learned to stand in front of the mirror and look at the strength reflected there".

FB users’ fury over gigolo-advertisements

Facebook surfers have protested against gigolos who have found the social networking site as a new tool to hunt for new customers. A gigolo going by the name of ‘Billy’ sent a short message to his Facebook message box, offering oil massage and sex as well as dinner and other services. Billy and many other male prostitutes had posted advertisements for sexual services on the social networking site. Billy's Facebook page introduces himself as a tall and slim 27-year-old Chinese-Korean with a well-sculptured body and only serves women.

Naked fugitive hides in hospital ceiling

A man in New Zealand caused a 7-hour police hunt after he escaped from custody and climbed into the ceiling of an Auckland hospital's emergency department. Half a dozen patients had to be moved out of the area where the man was caught. The 25-year-old was discovered in the roof space of the hospital and was dragged out of the confined space about 3.45 p.m. by one of several police officers. However, when he was recaptured, he was naked as he had lost his hospital gown earlier in the day.

http://www.indiatimes.com/