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I'm 26 with 15 yo sheets. Now I'm cool I guess

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"Do you have your entire life planned out yet?" HATE IT. I don't even know what to eat for dinner.

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"Do you have your entire life planned out yet?" HATE IT. I don't even know what to eat for dinner.

Your Life Before And After Marriage

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In Brazil, for example, it is business school

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Why is Trump watching the olympics ?

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This girl has the perfect response for a boy who cancelled date night

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What would you choose?

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What would you choose?

Good job James

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5 Conversation Tricks For A Kickass First Date

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1. Treat the conversation like a ping pong match.</h3>
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On an ideal date, no one person should dominate the conversation. Even 
though it may seem selfless to let him or her do all the talking, it's 
actually quite boring. In the book 
 <i><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0307886131/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&tag=spacforrent-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=0307886131" target="_blank">Brain Trust</a></i>,
 researchers explain that when your date makes a statement, or begins to
 discuss a certain topic, you should find a way to add to what they say,
 then bounce the ball back in the form of a question. 
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2. Don't talk about movies.<br />
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<img class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="CT437J1438001551" id="890ad" src="https://media.rbl.ms/image?u=%2Fmedia%2FLvaswPm6IHn44%2F200.gif&ho=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia0.giphy.com&s=713&h=35c45ca92a10c87ad844af5e0097a8dd58a83fb39b84463fb822ed05c2238ae6&size=980x&c=3346077013" />
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According to a 
 <a href="http://www.bakadesuyo.com/2011/06/what-should-you-talk-about-on-a-first-date-wh/">study by Richard Wiseman</a>,
 less than 9 percent of couples who talked movies wanted a second date. 
Travel was a much more successful topic, with 18% of couples that talked
 about their journeys wanting a second date.<br />
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3. Let them in on a secret.
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According to 
 <a href="http://www.quora.com/What-are-the-best-questions-to-ask-to-get-to-know-someone-at-a-profound-level" target="_blank">Arthur Aron</a>,
 a psychologist at the State University of New York at Stony Brook, 
exchanging emotional or personal information on a first date creates 
powerful feelings of connection and closeness.<br />
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4. When in doubt, be controversial.
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Dull topics like the weather and what you did last weekend aren't very memorable. An experiment by 
 <a href="http://www.bakadesuyo.com/2012/02/does-discussing-abortions-and-stds-make-for-a/">Dan Ariely</a>
 limited online daters' conversation to a pre-set list of controversial 
topics, like whether or not they had an STD or the number of past sexual
 partners.
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"Everyone, both sender and replier, was happier with the 
interaction…What we learned from this little experiment is that when 
people are free to choose what type of discussions they want to have, 
they often gravitate toward an equilibrium that is easy to maintain but 
one that no one really enjoys or benefits from."
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5. Ask them if they like beer.
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Dating site 
 <a href="http://www.bakadesuyo.com/2011/12/what-can-predict-who-will-have-sex-on-the-fir/" target="_blank">OKCupid</a> found that the single best predictor of whether or not a first date would end in sex was the answer to one simple question: <i>"Do you like the taste of beer?"</i>
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"No matter their gender or orientation, beer-lovers are 60% more likely
 to be okay with sleeping with someone they've just met," reports 
OKCupid.
 
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<a href="https://www.distractify.com/5-conversation-tricks-for-a-kickass-first-date-1267732894.html" target="_blank">distractify</a> h/t 
 <a href="http://time.com/3087739/first-date-conversation-5-things-research-says-you-should-talk-about/" target="_blank">TIME</a>
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<figure><figcaption><span style="font-size: large;">Man blares porn to get back at neighbours</span></figcaption>
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New York: A man from California seeking vengeance on his neighbours 
who played gospel music too loud, gave them a taste of their own 
medicine by blaring porn.<br /><br />The peeved porn-watcher said he was
 sick of the nonstop gospel songs that emanate from the next-door home 
in the small, quiet mountain town. He decided to turn the volume up and 
watch X-rated flicks on the back deck of his home.<br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b> Prostitutes told to wear more clothes</b></span><br />
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London: Prostitutes of Belgian city, Ghent, have been told to cover 
up and stop suggestive gyrating in their windows from next month 
onwards. As of October 1, the “working girls” will have to abide by the 
rules or else face a 120-euro fine.<br /><br />A new local police order will
 force prostitutes working day and night behind Amsterdam-style, 
neon-flashing windows, a feature of the trade across north-eastern 
mainland Europe, to cover up and quit sexually-charged posing before 
passers-by.<br /><br />The decree prohibits women from appearing “naked, in 
underwear, in bikinis or in see-through clothes,” or “dancing in 
windows” or “miming sexual acts.”<br />

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 <span style="font-size: large;"><b>Man sets new record by wearing 302 undies</b></span><br />
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<img alt="Man sets new record by wearing 302 undies" height="929" id="ed-img" src="http://media.indiatimes.in/media/content/2012/Sep/2_1348339143_640x640.jpg" title="Man sets new record by wearing 302 undies" width="640" /><br />

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London: A UK man made a world record by pulling on 302 pairs of 
underpants. Around 1,000 cheering fans saw Gary Craig nicknamed the 
"Geordie Pantsman" - unofficially reclaim his own record.<br /><br />The 
53-year-old had set a previous best of 211 last year but American Janine
 Keblish then squeezed into 252 pairs in February. Gary is waiting to 
hear from Guinness World Record chiefs after his feat at Gypsies Green, 
South Shields.<br />
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<figcaption><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Discounted sex offered to elderly</b></span></figcaption>
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London: Prostitutes in South Yorkshire, UK, are plaguing pensioners 
by selling sex door to door for a discounted price of 2.50 pounds.<br /><br />According
 to complaints at police community meetings, the team of prostitutes are
 targeting vulnerable old men living in old folks’ bungalows.</figure><br />
<figure><figcaption><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Japanese cooks his genitals to guests </b></span></figcaption>
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London: A man who cooked his genitals and served them up to diners at
 a Japanese restaurant has been charged with indecent exposure.<br /><br />Mao
 Sugiyama had his penis and testicles surgically removed by a physician 
in March. They had been certified free of infections and were frozen for
 two months before being served up at a banquet.<br /><br />The 23-year-old charged guests around 160 pounds per person to eat the meal which was garnished with mushrooms and parsley.<br />
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