Hilarious, funny and outright cheeky stories from around the world...
Man blares porn to get back at neighbours
New York: A man from California seeking vengeance on his neighbours
who played gospel music too loud, gave them a taste of their own
medicine by blaring porn.
The peeved porn-watcher said he was
sick of the nonstop gospel songs that emanate from the next-door home
in the small, quiet mountain town. He decided to turn the volume up and
watch X-rated flicks on the back deck of his home.
Prostitutes told to wear more clothes
London: Prostitutes of Belgian city, Ghent, have been told to cover
up and stop suggestive gyrating in their windows from next month
onwards. As of October 1, the “working girls” will have to abide by the
rules or else face a 120-euro fine.
A new local police order will
force prostitutes working day and night behind Amsterdam-style,
neon-flashing windows, a feature of the trade across north-eastern
mainland Europe, to cover up and quit sexually-charged posing before
passers-by.
The decree prohibits women from appearing “naked, in
underwear, in bikinis or in see-through clothes,” or “dancing in
windows” or “miming sexual acts.”
Man sets new record by wearing 302 undies
London: A UK man made a world record by pulling on 302 pairs of
underpants. Around 1,000 cheering fans saw Gary Craig nicknamed the
"Geordie Pantsman" - unofficially reclaim his own record.
The
53-year-old had set a previous best of 211 last year but American Janine
Keblish then squeezed into 252 pairs in February. Gary is waiting to
hear from Guinness World Record chiefs after his feat at Gypsies Green,
South Shields.
Discounted sex offered to elderly
London: Prostitutes in South Yorkshire, UK, are plaguing pensioners
by selling sex door to door for a discounted price of 2.50 pounds.
According
to complaints at police community meetings, the team of prostitutes are
targeting vulnerable old men living in old folks’ bungalows. Japanese cooks his genitals to guests
London: A man who cooked his genitals and served them up to diners at
a Japanese restaurant has been charged with indecent exposure.
Mao
Sugiyama had his penis and testicles surgically removed by a physician
in March. They had been certified free of infections and were frozen for
two months before being served up at a banquet.
The 23-year-old charged guests around 160 pounds per person to eat the meal which was garnished with mushrooms and parsley.
